1522 came straight to the UK

All the British dudes, lame

Epic fail

… Ooh, I wanna dance and sing

Politics, not my thing

Ooh, but then I met the King

And soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead"

… He wanted me, huh, obviously

Messaging me like everyday

Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding

I was prêt-à-manger

… Ooh, sent a reply

Ooh, just saying hi

Ooh, you're a nice guy

I'll think about it maybe, xo baby

… Here we go

(You sent him kisses)

I didn't know I would move in with his misses

(What?)

Get a life

You're living with his wife?

Like, what was I meant to do?

… Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

I'm just tryna have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head

I didn't mean to hurt anyone