| February 2043 | Edition nº29 |
Batfam: And Their Incorrect Quotes
Batfam: Members of the Family
Many of us DC fans love the found family trope. This is a storyline that revolves around people who may not be related by blood but still feel like a family. In the DC Universe, we have a few of those, but the most beloved will always be Batman and his family: the Batfam. Today, we will first mention some members of the Batfam to you and later on give you some incorrect quotes (quotes taken from another show, movie, or book, where the names of the characters have been replaced by the Batfam member names).Bruce Wayne: His DC Family
The main member of the Batman Family is (of course) Batman himself, Bruce Wayne. He is the one who started it all; without him, most members of the family wouldn’t have even met one another. While he might not always be the best at keeping this family safe, he is the head of this family.
The Robins of the Batfam
The most known members of DCs Batfam are most likely the Robins. They are the different young men (and sometimes women) who have taken on the mantle of Robin. Usually, they are kids who have lost their parents and are taken in by Bruce, where they realise he is not just a rich man but also a superhero.Dick Grayson in the Batfam: First Robin
The very first sidekick of Batman in the DC universe, and thus the very first Robin, was Dick Grayson. He was (and still is) the most known; he really set the name for Robin. However, he later on became Nightwing when he grew out of his Robin phase. Fun fact: at one point, he even briefly took on the name of Batman himself.Jason Todd as Robin
After Dick left as Robin, Jason Todd took over from him. By fans, he was not well received, which ultimately led to Jason’s passing away (at the hands of the Joker). Later, he was resurrected and came back as Red Hood, an anti-hero who started winning over the hearts of the fans again.
Third Robin: Tim Drake
When Jason wasn’t there anymore to be Robin, Tim Drake took over. He was actually quite a fan of the other Robins (just like us), which led to him wanting to be Robin. He more or less decided to be it instead of getting picked by Batman himself. It all worked out, though - and later on, Tim continued to fight crime under the name of Red Robin.Other Robins
Next to Dick, Jason, and Tim, there have been a few other Robins. These include Stephanie Brown (the fourth Robin and the first female Robin) and Damian Wayne (the fifth Robin and the only biological son of Bruce Wayne). In another universe, Bruce Wayne also takes on the mantel as Robin for a little while - before becoming Batman. In alternate universes, we also see Lance Burner, Carrie Kelley, and different versions of the Robins mentioned above.Other DC Batfam Members
There are many other members of the Batfam, too, in the DC universe - not just Batman and his Robins. For example, Alfred Pennyworth (Batman’s butler) is an important member. Many fans see him as the one who actually takes care of the whole family. Then there are also some animals - such as the Bat-Cow (one of our favourites) or Ace the Bat-Hound. But mostly, members such as Batgirl, Batwoman, Catwoman, and Huntress; all amazing DC superheroes in their own right.
DCs Batfam: Incorrect Quotes
Now that we have discussed who the Batfam consist of, we have created some incorrect quotes! With a generator, though. These include Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne let us know your thoughts and who you’d like to see included next in the comments!Bruce’s Dumb Stuff
Bruce: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.Dick: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Jason: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Tim: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Damian: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Idiot Dick Grayson (Or Not)
Dick: I’m an idiot.Jason:
Tim:
Damian:
Bruce:
Dick:
Jason: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Hide & Seek With the Batfam
Bruce: Where's Jason, Tim, and Damian?Dick: They're playing hide and seek.
Bruce: Where?
Dick: I don't think you get how this game works.
Robins’ Weird Language
Dick: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?Jason: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Tim?
Tim: Probably “road work ahead”.
Bruce: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
The Speeding Ticket
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.Dick: Shit.
Jason: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Tim: OH MY GOD DAMIAN FELL OFF!!!
Bruce Wayne’s Wonderful Christmas Gift
Bruce: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.Tim and Jason’s Plan for 20 Million
Dick: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?Jason: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Tim: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Jason: Good thinking.